From the article:
“Jersey Shore” stars Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and Jenni “JWOWW” Farley told fans this week that they are planning to buy a house together on Long Island…… Commenters suggested where the BFFs should settle, from Deer Park to West Islip to Long Beach to Brookville.
I’m sorry Jersey Shore fans, I just don’t want them here. Why do I hate Jersey Shore so much? Well, because it’s all about making fun of Italian-Americans, the only ethnic group that is still allowed to be made fun of on national TV. This isn’t about Italian-Americans though, this is strictly about guidos. Besides, not all guidos are Italian-American.
I really don’t want that guido culture dominating Long Beach anymore then it does now. In fact, I wouldn’t mind seeing it disappear altogether. As a fellow Italian, I find it to be completely embarrassing. Don’t these guidos know that people aren’t laughing with them, but at them? There is more to life than self-image. Hipsters, this applies to you too! For those who agree with me and want to get rid the guido-culture, check out getoffourisland.com and help fight the fight.
The Guido Population Density (according to getoffourisland.com):