And this will be his ninth time hosting it (1990, 1991, 1992, 1993, 1997, 1998, 2000, 2004 & 2012). Do you know what that means? It means that even you can host the Academy Awards. Billy Crystal proved to us that a small boy from Long Beach can go as far as the stars. [Insert Motivational Speech Here].
Anyways, Billy grew up in Long Beach, so it’s Long Beach news to me. Love him or hate him, you have to admit one thing: The man still looks marvelous.
Tonight @ 7:00 on Channel 7 (ABC).