TV ALERT: Some guy who grew up in Long Beach will be hosting the Academy Awards tonight.

And this will be his ninth time hosting it (1990, 1991, 1992, 1993, 1997, 1998, 2000, 2004 & 2012). Do you know what that means? It means that even you can host the Academy AwardsBilly Crystal proved to us that a small boy from Long Beach can go as far as the stars. [Insert Motivational Speech Here].

Anyways, Billy grew up in Long Beach, so it’s Long Beach news to me. Love him or hate him, you have to admit one thing: The man still looks marvelous.

Tonight @ 7:00 on Channel 7 (ABC).

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