We have two humvees which are gas guzzling, prone to breaking down, and quite douche-baggy to own for non-military use. They are not needed. If we are under attack, I trust our fine and brave military will protect us.
I say: let’s sell the humvees and whatever else our City has that’s not really needed. Don’t we have segways collecting dust? or did Sandy take those? Anyway, the money raised can be used for beautifying our city! What else can we sell? I AM SERIOUS ABOUT THIS!