Should The City of Long Beach have a Garage Sale to raise money for city-wide beautification? I SAY YES!

garagesaleWe have two humvees which are gas guzzling, prone to breaking down, and quite douche-baggy to own for non-military use. They are not needed. If we are under attack, I trust our fine and brave military will protect us.

I say: let’s sell the humvees and whatever else our City has that’s not really needed. Don’t we have segways collecting dust? or did Sandy take those? Anyway, the money raised can be used for beautifying our city! What else can we sell? I AM SERIOUS ABOUT THIS!

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8 thoughts on “Should The City of Long Beach have a Garage Sale to raise money for city-wide beautification? I SAY YES!”

  1. Love it. We can inventory all salable items, starting with the transportation fleet. We can assess their current usage and determine if are truly needed. If not, then have a huge auction!

  2. I was at a City Council meeting where our police commissioner explained that vehicles like these were necessary because “They create an intimidating police presence.”

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